Nipple Cripple

Someone who has no feeling in their nipples; someone with full nipple paralyzation.

We could all tell that Humphrey was a nipple cripple because he was the only one who's nipples never went hard in the winter.

by TMMJ December 04, 2008

Donkey Nipple Cripple

Also know as the Donkey Purple Nurple. A donkey nipple cripple occurs during sexual intercourse, most commonly in the cowgirl position, when prior to orgasm one member grabs the others nipple, twists it either in a clockwise or anticlockwise direction it does not matter. The effect this has is that the victim is shocked by the pain and therefore creates a more intense orgasm experience for both.

Lisa! Did you just Donkey Nipple Cripple me?!
Tee hee yes...

by rocky_dod December 11, 2010

Nipple Cripple

Someone who has lost feeling in their nipples.

Hannah was the only one with flat nipples on that cold day because she is a nipple cripple.

by TJJENMAURAMIKE December 01, 2008

cripple nipple

an inverted nipple, as if the protruding part is actually pointed inside

I was disappointed to find that she had had a cripple nipple rather than two erect mike and ikes when i took her bra off.

by ManMythLegend April 07, 2007

crippled nipple

The Disabledness After getin Purple Nurpled

john got a serious crippled nipple aafter yesterday

by poptartslapper March 06, 2014

cripple nipple

Used in South Africa when you tweak a mates nipple normally done on guys. Girls get very upset if you do it to them. Normally done in a joking manner between mates when indulging in horseplay.

Stop giving me shit or i'll give you a cripple nipple.

by Mr Ken December 18, 2009

crippling nippling

This term is most commonly used to describe someone who has crippled to the...

Person 1: "Ugh! I just got a 45% on the test"
Person 2: "That sux!"
Person 1: "I feel like crippling nippling"

by Goingthroughmyfearlessera December 16, 2021