ninjistics

A term related to the amount of questions a ninja can answer in one Podcast. There is not a number high enough to count how many he could answer.
In the process of processing these ninjistics, your head would explode, like Scanners, if you also added a big spoonful of Wrath of Khan.

See also ninjonics, the more urban form of the word.

Last night my brother asked Uncle Ninja how many questions he could answer in a podcast. Uncle dropped into ninjistics mode. Later my mother made me clean up the fragments of my dear brother's head.

by Caitlin the Ninja August 10, 2006

Social Injustice Warrior

The kind of person who screams meaningless buzzwords like "SJW" or "snowflake" because they lack the skills to form an independent opinion of their own. Basically, these people are scumbags who will fight any attempts to make society a more just place. Hell, they outright admit it by using SJW as an insult.

Jack: "Can you believe these snowflakes that want to tell me I can't say n***er?"

Stacy: "I mean, that's pretty much the absolute worst word you can say. Have a little respect for other people, it won't kill you..."

Jack: "ZOMG YOU SJW BETA MALE SNOWFLAKE CUCK POO-POO FACE I'M FIVE YEARS OLD INSIDE, SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME, MY MIND IS A TORTUROUS PRISON I CANNOT ESCAPE!!!!"

Stacy: "'Beta male'? I'm a chick. You have some serious insecurities, dude. And did you piss your pants? Typical Social Injustice Warrior..."

by Cosmicdustjunkie June 8, 2017

Ninjuice

From "Ask A Ninja."

When you get some awesome ninja street cred for doing something ninjatastic. Its also a very painful drink that tastes like a punch in the face.

I got some some rad Ninjuice by killing a flaming Minataur with three heads.

or

Ninja 1:" Eww! Thats some bad ass Ninjuice!"
Ninja 2:" Dude, thats orange juice and minty mouthwash."

by Secret Justin June 5, 2007

injustice 2

A game where bane mains rule the land and doctor fate mains spam the spam

Guy: you wanna play some of that sexy “injustice 2”?
Guy2: Nah man, you’re just gonna use bane.
Guy: Well, you were gonna use supergirl!
Guy2: That’s because supergirl has the best show! Duh!
Guy: True that

by Sockpuppet45 August 5, 2017

injustice

The only just thing in the world.

Oh, you experienced injustice? Me too.

by KillerFrost June 9, 2015

ninjistics

the art of learning how to be a ninja or the art of being a ninja.

Grasshopper, today you will be learning ninjistics by walking swifty across water.

by sensei: Kyle and Melonie May 12, 2006

Cosmic Injustice

An injustice of cosmic proportions.

It's a goddamn cosmic injustice that a goldfish can live up to 30 years and a dog only up to 15.

by maynors September 15, 2014