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nightstanding

Nightstanding is a sexual act that takes place in a bedroom that has ample space for “activities”. One person leaps from atop a nightstand aiming for vaginal or anal insertion with their penis or strap-on. This can only be done in missionary or doggystyle position. Any other position may lead to serious injury or impalement.

Nightstanding can occur with multiple combinations of participants, thus requiring the use of two nightstands. This is referred to as Double-Nightstanding. It is suggested that a king bed be used when performing the double-nightstand technique.

Nightstand(ing/s) can also be used as a code word when referencing any sexual act or activity.
“(Naomi) If we get a king bed there would be no room for activities. (Sylvio) I think you mean there wouldn’t be any more room for nightstands. (Dwayne) Wait a minute, don’t you mean Nightstanding?”
by RedBeardedDragon May 25, 2021
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Two nightstand

Two nightstand: (v.) when you fly to Philly, rent an Airbnb, sleep with a guy named Tristan for two days then come home to your husband never to speak of the situation again.
Well, I put so much work into this trip so I mine as well have a two nightstand
by T1212 July 6, 2019
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Nightsneak

1. To drip lsd into the nose of your sleeping friend

2.to purposely give jesse james one more extasy pill than you think he can handle

3.to give a dj ketamine and tell them its coke right before they go on stage
Did you hear about when philthy phill "nightsneaked" jesse james at the bassment?

Ha ha I "nightsneaked" my girlfriend and she woke up claiming she was a zebra bear and meowing.
by his philthyness October 19, 2014
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Hammer out a Nightstick

Taking a long solid shit. Should usually be long enough to touch the water in the toilet before breaking off from the balloon knot.
Barry: Yo man, you almost ready to go?
Cody: I'm running a little late cause I had to hammer out a nightstick
by CB Creepers September 4, 2011
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nightstallion

Can refer to two totally-different bed-related things:
(1) A good, happy, peaceful dream
(2) An exceptionally virile and energetic dude who literally wants to "do it till dawn".
I never understood why bad dreams were called nightMARES and good dreams are nightSTALLIONS... in the stock-breeding world, we all know that mares are much easier to saddle-break than stallions, so why give "da ladies" such a bad rap??
by QuacksO November 21, 2018
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Alabama nightstick

When you pull your dick out and beat a woman in the face with it.
This chick mouthed off to me so I gave her Alabama nightstick
by Bad harry October 25, 2018
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longhorn nightstand

Participant A stands in a handstand fully erect with a dildo protruding from his anus whilst participant B executes an old fashioned HJ and participant C works the dildo. All 3 participants are wearing ostrich boots, naturally.
I walked in on my mom and uncle performing the longhorn nightstand again whilst my dad worked the C position, I can’t unsee this
by Buffalo Gums May 7, 2021
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