Nightstanding is a sexual act that takes place in a bedroom that has ample space for “activities”. One person leaps from atop a nightstand aiming for vaginal or anal insertion with their penis or strap-on. This can only be done in missionary or doggystyle position. Any other position may lead to serious injury or impalement.
Nightstanding can occur with multiple combinations of participants, thus requiring the use of two nightstands. This is referred to as Double-Nightstanding. It is suggested that a king bed be used when performing the double-nightstand technique.
Nightstand(ing/s) can also be used as a code word when referencing any sexual act or activity.
Nightstanding can occur with multiple combinations of participants, thus requiring the use of two nightstands. This is referred to as Double-Nightstanding. It is suggested that a king bed be used when performing the double-nightstand technique.
Nightstand(ing/s) can also be used as a code word when referencing any sexual act or activity.
“(Naomi) If we get a king bed there would be no room for activities. (Sylvio) I think you mean there wouldn’t be any more room for nightstands. (Dwayne) Wait a minute, don’t you mean Nightstanding?”
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1. To drip lsd into the nose of your sleeping friend
2.to purposely give jesse james one more extasy pill than you think he can handle
3.to give a dj ketamine and tell them its coke right before they go on stage
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3.to give a dj ketamine and tell them its coke right before they go on stage
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Ha ha I "nightsneaked" my girlfriend and she woke up claiming she was a zebra bear and meowing.
Ha ha I "nightsneaked" my girlfriend and she woke up claiming she was a zebra bear and meowing.
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Cody: I'm running a little late cause I had to hammer out a nightstick
Cody: I'm running a little late cause I had to hammer out a nightstick
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(1) A good, happy, peaceful dream
(2) An exceptionally virile and energetic dude who literally wants to "do it till dawn".
(1) A good, happy, peaceful dream
(2) An exceptionally virile and energetic dude who literally wants to "do it till dawn".
I never understood why bad dreams were called nightMARES and good dreams are nightSTALLIONS... in the stock-breeding world, we all know that mares are much easier to saddle-break than stallions, so why give "da ladies" such a bad rap??
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I walked in on my mom and uncle performing the longhorn nightstand again whilst my dad worked the C position, I can’t unsee this
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