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Guacamole nigga toilet 

A toilet for guacamole colored shits made by niggas. For example, when you take a dump in a toilet and it be green, thats a guacamole nigga toilet.
Tyrone: Yo my poop look green as hell.
Me: Guacamole nigga toilet.
Tyrone: Bruh.

Guacamole Nigga Toilet 

Guacamole Nigga Toilet
Example

"Dude, my mom just died"
"Guacamole Nigga toilet"
Jake:Dude my dog is getting put down
Connor:I'll just eat your dog
*commits suicide*
Jake:Guacamole Nigga Toilet
Like if u cried

Nigga Sex Toilet 

A toilet that is used by niggas during sex.
Nigga 1: BROO I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT

Nigga 2: Don't use that toilet though, that's a nigga sex toilet.

Nigga 1: Thank you for informing me of the importance of this nigga sex toilet. I shall now proceed to defecate in a different lavatory.

Nigga Mountain Toilet 

Nigga Mountain Toilet (allso known as NMT) is a rituall where a man of african heritage sitts on a toilet atop a mountain (taller than about 100 meters above sea level). the man is often seen reading the news but it is not necessary to create the NMT phenomenon
Ah man look at that dude! he is doing the Nigga mountain toilet

Real nigga taking a shit on the toilet 

When a real ass nigga slide through the bathroom to take a big fat disgusting vile shit in the toilet.
“Who in the other stall? You talking to a Real nigga taking a shit on the toilet! 💯