nick dick

One of the only small empty vacant places in the universe.
Occasionaly, mistaken as a myth.

Dude, you have a nicks dick!!
Atoms are to massive where in nick dick

by Rob Roznowski September 5, 2008

nick dick

when ur dick is small cuz ur nick

got another nick dick last night

by 80 Carnage Caney February 19, 2019

St Nick dick

Dick that is "hung like a wreath". This is interpreted to mean it is round and bushy, and therefore has more in common with the female genitalia.

"Why yes I am that type of nigga to catch a bullet in my teeth,
And call you "St Nick dick" cause you be hung like a wreath!"

- The Pharcyde, "I'm That Type of Nigga"

by TreeWeezel October 4, 2011

Big Dick Nick

The greatest man alive, Nick Foles. Standing at 6 feet and 6 inches tall and weighing in at 243 lbs. he is rumored to have the largest cock on the Philadelphia Eagles, hence the nick name “Big Dick Nick”.

“Hey, did you see Big Dick Nick beat Tom Brady in the Super Bowl”?

by DonkeyDick333 February 9, 2018

Big Dick Nick

A man with such a large penis that he can do no wrong. Usually found in the Philadelphia area. There is only one Nick with such a big dick. Owner of the New England Patriots and the Los Angeles Rams. Sometimes referred to as St. Nick. This word can be used as a compliment to others doing something well.

Damn did you see the game? Big Dick Nick did it again.

Slow down man I can't keep up. Who do you think you are, Big Dick Nick?

by Dougyfreshqtizzle December 17, 2018

Tiny Dick Nick

One by the name of nick who has a 4 inch penis.

"Hey look there's Tiny Dick Nick!

by SecondHandMan May 21, 2013

nick the dick

A term typically used to describe a simple minded douchbag. Qualities includes a low I.Q, dead end job, fuck boy mentality and refers to one's self as a "pussy".

A "Nick the Dick" usually lives in a trailer park and is a typical wife beater. Sadly if females pursue to date said fuck boy....bring a magnifying glass with you...the penis size is far below the normal average.

"Nick the Dick" usually associates with other slow minded individuals due to low mental functioning.

"Hey Joe! Have you seen Nick the Dick?",

"why yes I have....Wait....do you mean that giraffe ass necked mother fucker?"
"Yep! That be the one!"

by Coolstorybro7 July 8, 2017