Neymar Effect 

When you hate someone's guts, yet you still want to fuck them brainless.

Person 1: "Wow, I hate Justin Bieber but I'd definitely fuck him!"
Person 2: "That's called the Neymar Effect."

Neymar Effect by Thibaut July 20, 2014

doing a neymar 

To fall and keep rolling over at the slightest of contact so the referee books the opposition

Brazil's no.10 is doing a neymar again. The Mexican defender had the slightest of contacts and he rolls over a few times, clutching his foot in agony like a drama queen

doing a neymar by Football Legend July 3, 2018

neymar rolling 

The Brazilian soccer player Neymar is the focus of an onslaught of mockery for his habit of hurling himself to the ground and rolling to cry foul.

In the 2018 World Cup Round of 16, when Neymar reacted to an apparent brush on the ankle as if he'd been shot, and launched into a prolonged display of writhing that outshone even the most theatrical of professional wrestlers.

Stop your neymar rolling!

neymar rolling by 寺山修司 July 7, 2018

Pulling a Neymar 

To act dramatically without a reason in order to get attention or special treatment

She didn't hurt herself, she was just pulling a Neymar

Pulling a Neymar by Alejaa July 27, 2018

Neymar

A Neymar is a land dolphin. It can be seen in its natural habitat diving in the 18 yard box, trying to draw a penalty for Messi.

Neymar is such a dolphin im surprised he does not live in a pool.

Neymar by Ronaldo Ubhi June 14, 2014

neymar

Brazilian football star known for breaking ankles

get the medic over here his ankles are broken

neymar pls dont break my ankles

neymar by kassk April 5, 2017

Neymar

when your child has a tantrum in front of all your guests. Being a crybaby. Acting out in public and blowing it out of proportion

The child cried for hours acting like a real Neymar. When his scrape wasn’t even a big deal

Neymar by Nator July 2, 2018