To slap someone so hard that they fly into the next week. One might ask how this is possible and it is simple. You would have to smack someone so hard that their entire body would accelerate past the speed of light. Consequently, they would be traveling in time, assumably into the future. As a result, they would be slapped into next week!
by Iconoklastic~ April 4, 2010

by maybe yes maybe no June 29, 2004

"That guy got slapped into next week by that girl.. Ouch."
"Hey what does <verb> to next week mean?"
"Basically where you overdo something, or do it too well."
"Hey what does <verb> to next week mean?"
"Basically where you overdo something, or do it too well."
by whenthefriedchickeneggs October 5, 2022

Next week is Bird appreciation week. Go say hi to your local friend, Bats and give them the hug they havent had for over a month 💞
by The Bat Named Bird July 29, 2021

Bobby: Hey Billy can u help me choke the chicken today.
Billy: Naw, Not this week but maybe next week.
Bobby: Aw, ok i'll just wait
Billy: Naw, Not this week but maybe next week.
Bobby: Aw, ok i'll just wait
by Dr. Azzwipe October 16, 2008

This phrase is used when a person is insulting another person. instead of I'll slap you into next week
by Eloise010 May 29, 2018

Euphemism for “never” or a subtle way of saying “I don’t give a fuck about it; fuck off and stop bothering me.”
by LETian September 11, 2024
