nerm

Nerm a term coined for an man whos name is norman.Whom everyone enjoys.Also can be used as afiller word in coversation.Also can be used as a negative.

You damn nerm! Get of that hooker!

by j-dog October 10, 2003

nerm

An individual who is the epitome of, “normal”. They are the cookie cut version of a regular citizen. This person obeys all the rules, and follows all the laws.

John is such a nerm, he’s such a square guy. He never breaks a single rule.

Judy’s such a nerm, she’ll never cheat on her math test.

by MoreFriesPlease July 27, 2020

nerms

weed; nugs of good weed. Variant of preems.

Let's cop some of them nice nerms.

by GrapeCrush August 2, 2009

nerm dick

Having a dick that looks like a 3rd ball like a helmet part with no shaft just turns purple when it gets hard doesn't grow longer at all

You're nerm dick ruining your life bro you can't even touch the wetness with that thing man I'm glad I don't have a nerm dick too!

by Kopitt November 4, 2021

nerm dick

A penis so small that you pee on your balls. Looks like 3 balls but the top one is way smaller. All helmet part .... No shaft

Yo dawg, l just seen that guy peeing all on his balls in the restroom. Hey!! Don't make fun of him, he got dat nerm dick bro!

by Captain kik November 4, 2021

nerm

doing a nerm is flaring one's nostrils repeatedly whilst doing a cringey smile

and with that, he did a nerm, and walked out.

by me is typing October 14, 2017

Nerming

The act of snuggling

Ex: The cat was nerming under the covers. Oh how nermible! (Snuggly)

by Cattelover August 29, 2018