Nerbster

Someone who, Forgetfully, leaves beer at someones house for other people to drink.

Josh left his beer in the cooler when he left. He is a nerbster.

by Studderin_Stanley August 20, 2010

Nerpster

Combination of a nerd and a hipster.

Did that guy just reference a certain nerdy movie like it should be common knowledge? He's acting like a total nerpster.

by Haustoria July 29, 2011

Nerpster

Nerd hipsters. Be careful in their presence. They will outsmart and outsmart simply with ironic auras.

Zeus is such a fucking Nerpster. Let's trash his fixie.

by dickalangelo November 13, 2011

Nerdsturbate

1) Doing nerdy/brainy activities, such as calculus or Newtonian mechanics, just for fun.
2) Describing sexual activities using scientific jargon as metaphors.

Last night I dreamt of your definite integrals going all over my infinitesimals... I nerdsturbated as soon as I woke up.

"But what if the black hole is spinning at relativistic angular velocities? How would spacetime be defined on the edge of..."
"Dude, stop nerdsturbating! I'm trying to watch porno here."

by Prof Peejay January 10, 2014