fuck nesting

v. 1. being involved in a naked cuddle puddle which often, but not always, includes varied forms of fornication

2. preparing layers of blankets and pillows at any location in the fashion of a Fuck Nest, mostly with intentions of intercourse with one or more persons.

3. The act of fucking in said Fuck Nest.

"That goblin is so cute, piling up those animal skins. They must be planning to raid a brothel tonight, because I have seen several others fuck nesting."

"There were so many writhing bodies fuck nesting."

by Vythel May 14, 2014

nesting badger

you place your genitals in a bowl of fruit position, then proceed to rub your landing strip on a girls face

i gave lori the nesting badger and it chaffed her face

by asher boates February 11, 2007

Nifting

Present tense of Nift
Finessing someone or something

I'm nifting Bob right now, he has plenty or money, not like it'll hurt him.

by NifterReGifter January 5, 2018

Lush Nesting

When a girl or woman, typically intoxicated, strategically stores her things in a man's room during a party or get-together with intentions of coercing him into letting her stay the night. This strategy should not be confused with the idea of a girl simply placing her belongings in the said gentleman's room to be picked up later. She purposefully places her things in niches of the room that portray her "belonging" in that environment, and may include hiding certain items so that she and the said gentleman can look for that item together, initiating a pseudo-bonding experience that may allow her more time to convince him into making decisions he will likely regret in the morning. Accompanying this act may include leaving an item in the room after departing in the morning or early afternoon, such as a key or cell phone, forcing the man to let the woman back into his quarters. She usually does this in desperation of initiating some sort of long term relationship now that she has her "foot in the door" so to speak.

Lush Nesting

Joe: Amanda was knocking on Bill's door until 5 AM last night again. She Lush Nested the place earlier last night so she would have an excuse to get on him.

Phil: Again?

Joe: Yeah, and of course, it worked like it always does. I heard them banging until 7. God, I can't wait to give him shit when he wakes up.

Phil: ......Maybe we should take it easy on him.

Joe: Why the hell would we do that?

Phil: Because Jesse did that to me last night, and she is still in my room.

Joe:....simply amazing.

by College of Woo Community January 25, 2009

Netting Fools

Deceiving large groups of people. Conning for a living. A con artist going fishing for suckers.

For a good many years 'Slick Rick' succeeded in netting fools, till one day he netted the wise, costing him dearly.

by Famties September 4, 2008

poo nesting

To build a nest of toilet paper, prior to pooing, to avoid any splash-back

Person 1: I'm busting to poo, but I don't wanna leave any skid marks
Person 2: You need to do some Poo Nesting!!! Build yourself a Toilet Paper Poo Nest. Problem solved!!!

by Robes100 October 14, 2013

Neffing

Taking a good hit out of a bowl when there is only resin in it.

"Dude I was totally neffing that bowl."

"Hey man, could I neff that bowl?"

by tippy August 19, 2007