necro

(verb) to comment on an internet thread long after the conversation has concluded, often using information
that did not exist at the time of the original thread.

user1, June 14, 2008: The Dark Knight is the best movie of all time.

user44, Sept 8, 2010: I disagree, Inception blows it away.

user1, Sept 8, 2010: Check the date before you necro threads, moron.

by partypoop September 8, 2010

Necrostitute

A lady of the evening who specializes in kindly treating gentlemen that are currently deceased.

Gary: "Hey Larry, how much did you pay the necrostitute last night?"

Larry: "..."

by ObamaWasGreat April 14, 2017

necrobump

verb: (internet) To revive a long dormant forum thread by adding a new post, thus bringing it to the top of the forum list. Often a tactic of trolls attempting to control a forum

"That troll keeps necrobumping old threads so everyone will be too distracted to read the new important ones."

by ravic August 10, 2005

Necrosin

Necrosin : An inherited sin commited by doing something with the dead, or a party foul commited by drinking beer out of a skeleton. Also a famous death/thrash metal band. ( www.myspace.com/necrosin666, also look up necrosin thrash on facebook ) Aubrey michna, their famous roadie/groupie, also loves fucking skeletons and men over the age of 90

Dude what the fucks necrosin?" "Some sexy death/thrash metal band

by Sammy wammy dammy lammy September 3, 2010

Necro beast

Necro beast is a mythical creature plaguing oregon waterways. It can be seen kayaking rivers and streams assuming the identity of mark mckarkle. "I know what you are doing"

When night falls, it will crawl under a cum tree, and take the form of necro beast.

That guy lurking by the pet cemetery sure might be a necro beast

by Uncle_milksteak July 9, 2020

Necrofagia

To have sex a dead person of the same sex as you. In other words, gay necrophilia. Can be used as a derogitory phrase to someone who is creepy as hell.

Guy 1: That guy's so creepy, he's always alone, and yesturday I saw him eat things out of the trash can! Guy 2: Wtf? Really? Guy 1: Yeah, he's so fuckin creepy. Guy 2: Hahah, he probably has necrofagia! Guy: Hahahahaha!! Yeah probably!!

by Xero _ Manifest January 16, 2011

Necrobeastathree

A threesome with your choice of two dead animals.

Petey had a necrobeastathree and didn't want to stop.
What did you do last night Petey?
Oh, nothing just had a threesome with a dead chicken and a dead goat.
Sounds great.

by NecroPetey123 January 26, 2011