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Nebraska

No one lives here. Nothing important happens here. This is the least important State. Younger brother of famous Pancake State Kansas, and Wyoming, which doesn't actually exist.
Have you ever met anyone from Nebraska? I sure haven't
by Philip, Duke of Parma November 3, 2022
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Nebraskan handshake

An otherwise normal handshake from an incredibly brave and strong person (e.g. a member of the Coast Guard's elite secret special operations force) that in one motion pulverizes the receiver's hand and causes a chain reaction of intracerebral and subarachnoid hemorrhage leading to certain demise. Ability to give a true Nebraskan Handshake is extremely rare and studies show a significant linkage to the amount of scrod the giver consumes.
Congratulations, you just earned yourself a top spot on the list of people awaiting a Nebraskan handshake. I hope you're left handed because I'm going to grip your right hand tighter than your true love. And you get the privilege, of hearing your bones break before the power of embrace causes your veins to explode.
by Hamnose November 9, 2018
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Nebraska scissor lift

When you have your day uplifted or bettered by Another Woodshop Podcast
I was having a shitty day until AWP gave me the good ol' Nebraska scissor lift!
by AWPee April 15, 2021
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nebraska

Yes, it's actually a state, and no, we do not ride cows to school.
Nebraska- the state known for it's football, cows, and .... well, I'll be honest, that's about it.
by flipflop098 January 2, 2006
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nebraska slurpee

when you ejaculate in a girl's nose and she snorts your jizz
"Tina nebraska slurpee'd Jim last night behind the Cinnabon. She still has a headache"
by thedestroyer1222 August 24, 2007
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Nebraska

It is not even a real state. It is just an imaginary place that Justin Karmann thinks he is from.
Nebraska is not used because it is not a real place.
by P. Erson May 8, 2018
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Nebraska snowball

nuh-bras-kuh - snōˌbôl
noun
1. a sex act in which you farmer blow onto your partner, wipe the farmer blow off with your bean bag, then your partner sucks on your balls
verb
1. farmer blowing onto your partner, wiping it off with your bean bag, then having your balls sucked by said partner
"I gave her what she asked for, a Nebraska snowball. Because we love each other that much."
by The Tallest Psychologist July 28, 2017
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