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Nairobi

Nairobi is
A) a place in Kenya
B) a place where hot water and power is a luxury at times
C) a place where you can meet tonnes of people from all over
D) a place with nice, big malls, with shiny insides and floors, and nice restaurants, but you pass children starving on the streets and begging for money every day just to get in to.

E) a place with the capability to be gorgeous
F) Very polluted
G) Somewhere you have to go before you die
" I just got back from Nairobi!

How was it?
Life changing."
by snoɯʎuopǝnsd October 1, 2012
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Nairobys

Nairobys is a very sweet girl. She’s definitely shy at first but once you get to know her you may regret it. She has beautiful gorgeous curls and she’s smexy too ;). She loves to play around and joke but at the end of the day she will always be there for the ones she loves. Even if they aren’t there fore her.
Nairobys is very beautiful

Nairobys loves Haikyu
Nairobys adores kids
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Nairobi, Kenya

Where right-wingers claim to end up after doing mild intoxicants
I just left a hipster coffee shop in downtown Nairobi, Kenya. Everyone was talking about how Trump was still President. I was there because someone offered me a "toke" of some "grass" and the next thing I knew I was in Kenya, four days later, where I saw Barack Obama who was speaking Swahili and talking about how much he missed his homeland
by Queen Buttrix April 4, 2021
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nairobi handshake

A gentle testicle cupping, as a greeting.
"If you're lucky, she'll greet you with the famous nairobi handshake"
by astroblaster April 16, 2007
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Nairo

super cool, hot, and is a complete badass.
Nairo
by NaggotN3Rv September 11, 2013
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by Hungryg317 August 29, 2020
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NaXiouZ

A kid on PSN that likes to join your session and just stay in there for hours, even if you're not doing anything. He is the biggest D-rider in Playstation Network history. He also rides so hard that he takes your avatar and profile color.
Friend: "Who's in the lobby?"

Me: "NaXiouZ of coarse."
by PSNreporter August 22, 2011
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