Of course I didn't use a condom. I left her on the bed with a towel and a fresh batch of naval jelly
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Civillian frat boy pussy with girlfriend: Hey man, I bet I can beat you in beer pong.
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Civillian frat boy pussy with girlfriend: Lucky shot. *Rim. Air-ball*
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A spontaneous game played by two individuals whereas one shouts at any given moment, "NAVAL WAAAARFFAAAAARE!" very drawn out like and such. The two players then proceed to violently ram stomachs together. The word "NAVAL WARFARE!" was once said by one man to another. The other mistook it for, "NAVEL WARFARE!" thus the game being created. The game cannot be lost or won. Enjoy with your friends.
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2. A building filled with roughly 300 drug, sex, and alcohol addicted teens forcibly being reformed into potential naval officers.
3. Inaccurately nicknamed as the Naval Academy Party School--there is no partying at NAPS, only cleaning, restriction, and marching unneccessarily.
2. A building filled with roughly 300 drug, sex, and alcohol addicted teens forcibly being reformed into potential naval officers.
3. Inaccurately nicknamed as the Naval Academy Party School--there is no partying at NAPS, only cleaning, restriction, and marching unneccessarily.
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The Naval Reserve: After basic training, you'll only have to work one weekend a month. And most of that time, you're drunk off your ass!
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