natosexual

one who is attracted to plants instead of people, described as a tree-humper

"that guy doesn't have a girlfriend."
"maybe he's gay."
"well i know he's not gay because he doesn't like men either. you know how you can tell..."
"yeah. so he's probably nonsexual or natosexual."
"you got that right."

by Kamikaze Watermelon December 17, 2008

Neterosexual

An individual who is into netorare, a genre of cheating porn, usually illustrated.

Joe: did you see Tom the other day, he was getting off to Jim have intercourse with his wife.
Sam: Oh, he must be a neterosexual!

by NotWackoJacko October 12, 2021

Netrosexual

A word for people who are in a virtual relationship or flirt like they are in one but deny it. Commonly associated with matching profile pictures, statuses that are linked and giving or receiving nitro.

Those damn Netrosexuals make me sick.

by TheApolloArcher September 12, 2022

nuttrosexual

Derived from the famous cat Nutty Butter who was born and raised in Nova Scotia. This term is used to define an individual who wears lots of flannel, drives forklifts and buses, and has black and white fur. Nuttrosexual, or nuttrosexuality is not something to be feared, but rather, something to be held above others, just as Nutty planned.

She is such a nuttrosexual.

by nuttybutter June 14, 2010

Nitrosexual

A guy who likes dates younger girls.
with about 5 years age difference.

Nitrosexual is the level above cradel robber.

by Christopher Krieger October 25, 2005

Netrosexual

Describes a person that only acts gay when online. Follows the trendy "Metrosexual" term.

Matt: "Want to cyber?"
Bob: "No.. I hear you are a fake.. A Phony.. You Netrosexual you.."

by AtaRi. July 20, 2006

netrosexual

A netrosexual is an male who pays attention to sexual interactions only via impersonal media such as mobile technology and the internet.

Anthony Weiner is the epitome of a netrosexual. He can only respond to uploads of body parts or sexts from anonymous women.

by Ladyomygod September 7, 2013