National Sex Penis Day 

June 9th. be as horny as you like and nobody can judge you?

in honor of zuc

Holy shit it's national sex penis day, its the greatest time of the year!

National Sex Penis Day by anonymous December 10, 2020

National Suck Calebs Penis Day

Suck caleb’s penis on march 21

oh shit its that one hot kids birthday, its national suck calebs penis day!

National Suck Calebs Penis Day by Hot big penis kid March 30, 2021

National Suck Some Penis Day 

September 29th is officially recognised as National Suck Some Penis Day. This day has been well established as of the exact date circa 2009. Make sure if you are attracted to the male genitalia, that you find one today to give that gluck gluck 3000. If you do not comply we as the council must from now on assume that you are no longer attracted to the male genitalia and should no longer be a recipient in future.
Thank You

- It's National Suck Some Penis Day babe! You know what that means?

- Damn right, now lie down so I can suck the soul right out of you

National Suck Some Penis Day by PussyDestroyer500 September 28, 2022

National cut off a man's penis day 

Occurs every day of the year <3 feel free to cut off a penis!

Person: I'm going to cut off your penis
Rapist: What?!
Person: It's national cut off a man's penis day! You deserve it

National cut off a man's penis day by Spyd3rs April 12, 2021