Nate's momS

Nate does not have a father. He has two mothers. no father. just a couple mothers. no dad. his dad is non-existent when I bring up my dad, Nate gets depressed. sorry Nate, but you have no dad.

English teacher: where did everyone get their Hawaiian shirts for spirit week
ALMOST entire class- my dad gave it to me
Nate- *looks down at nike shirt crying*
Noah- Wearing same sweatshirt again. I like Nate's momS.

Nate's momS by Yert_Yert_Yert May 2, 2018

Nate's Truckstop

The art of performing cuckolding in after sex with the cuckolds wife/girlfriend, you cum on the cuckold.

When I was at Marigolds and Bartholomew's, They requested I take a trip to Nate's Truckstop. AND HE GOT GREASSSSY!

Nate's Truckstop by njb62 March 9, 2022

Nate's Pink Ball 

Code For Having Hardcore Clown Sex in the snow

David: hey man, did you seen Donna and Jay playing with "Nate's pink ball"?

James: damn, they into some weird shit

Nate's Pink Ball by David Spade's Creamy Alfredo March 16, 2023

Nate's Law 

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of gore or child porn approaches.

person 1: *posts ronnie mcnutt's final moments*
person 2: "yep, nate's law"

Nate's Law by xeralock June 19, 2024

Nate Sauce 

Nate Sauce- A sauce used in Korean barbeque that consists of sesame oil, garlic, salt, cayenne peppers, and pepper paste. Used to dip or cover meats in for flavor or cooking.

Friend 1- Yo you want some Nate Sauce?

Friend 2- Hell yeah bro throw some on the grill!

Nate Sauce by Suprisingly February 1, 2020

Nate Schierholtz 

a right fielder for the San Francisco Giants who works very hard and is incredibly awesome.
has ridiculous abs that are coveted by even his own teammates.
he throws out guys who think they have doubles with his Willie Mays-esque arm

Did you see that Nate Schierholtz clutch hit last night? He won us the game!

Eric Byrnes has a secret guy-crush on Nate Schierholtz

Nate Schierholtz by NateIsGreat June 22, 2011

Nate Silveritis 

Constantly checking statistician Nate Silver's 538 blog on the state of the U.S. presidential race, to see which candidate appears to have the advantage at any given moment.

"You've got to stop checking that site every five minutes. You've got Nate Silveritis."

Nate Silveritis by NYC6671 October 29, 2012