Napsturbate

To masturbate a little bit, and then take a nap.

Nobody was around for a few hours, so I thought it was time to napsturbate.

by el blobo January 26, 2013

Nasturbate

The act of napping before or after masturbation

Man, I was super tired and horny last night so I decided to nasturbate.

by reninilenguini February 3, 2015

noseturbation

It's the process of rapidly breathing in and out using only my nostrils to induce a sneeze.

If you hate having a sneeze that doesn't want to come out, just use noseturbation and blow that nose load.

by Idefinecrudeness August 24, 2016

Napsturbate

To pleasure oneself while sleeping. Like sleepwalking, but with less walking and more masturbation.

Bob: "I woke up with my hands in my pants!"
Tim: "I didn't know you napsturbate."

by FaceDecade January 14, 2009

nasterbate

verb.

When, after jacking off, one makes a conscious decision to taste his own ejaculate.

Guy1: All I know is that my jizz tastes saltier than salt.
Guy2: What the fuck dude, did you nasterbate?

by PWHS February 12, 2010

Nasturbate

To Nasturbate: The act of having sex with someone who has the same name as you.

Lauren: Hey Emma, have you seen Emma? She looks so hot.
Emma: YEAH BABY! We're totes gonna Nasturbate tonight.

by ZeIsolatedGiraffe January 8, 2012

noseturbated

When you are about to sneeze or when your nose hurts, so you rub your nose vigorously

Ex: Me : Tom is such a nice guy, but he had a zombieface during our entire date last night. Angela: maybe he had to sneeze a lot.
Me: Maybe, but he could've used a Kleenex or noseturbated if that was the case.

by Strange girl next door April 15, 2016