Narwhal

When something is amazing but completely irrelevant to helping you in life/ helping society
Lucy: I can name all 50 states in under 5 minutes!
Ashley: That is so Narwhal!
by LuFawnda February 09, 2012
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An chunky to obese female coupled with unattractive facial features. A distinctly Southern Californian slang circa 1979, corresponding with the release of the B-52's breakthrough single, "Rock Lobster".
Setting - Madame Wongs West (a seminal New Wave club in West LA in the late 70's - early 80's)

Brozinsky 1 - "Dude, be on the lookout for any hot little surfer chix!"

Brozinsky 2 - "There goes a narwhal..wee-ooo, wee-ooo!" (done in your best Fred Schneider voice!)
by Chezdubz April 06, 2011
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simple~ITS A UNICORN WHALE!!! there is a rare breed called the "flying narwhal" but that only happens in special cases where the narwhal gets attacked by evil tacos. Only then will this awesome flying defense kick in.
NARWHALS, NARWHALS
SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN
CAUSING A COMMOTION
BECAUSE THEY ARE SO AWESOME!!
by i like......SQUIRRELS!! April 16, 2011
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A narwhal is a whale, with a horn, witch is actually a tooth, it can have 2 of them, and it eats shrimps
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The best animal in the sea. It's a whale with a horn and is way majestic than beavers. They are awesome.
Whoa have you ever seen a narwhal?

Yeah they're so majestic and awesome.
by Homo sapien March 08, 2015
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Narwhals are the coolest animal to ever live and no. They are not part unicorn. People actually got the idea of unicorns from narwhals. Sadly, people kill narwhals for their tooth worth lots of money. Most people think that the tooth is a tusk or horn but really it is the narwhal's only tooth. They do not chew it, they dig with it. Narwhals are very big but not as big as a bus or anything.
I think that narwhals are magical but i'm wrong.
by Lucycakes January 22, 2016
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The Narwhal is a sea-bound mammel, the most epic sea-bound mammel EVER.
Chuck Norris has three narwhals, their names are: Litlle Chuck, Little Chucker and Litlle Chuckle.
by Rofl-face September 13, 2011
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