napalm

1.Smells good in the mornin

2.Also believed to hold the true smell of victory
(cant believe no-one did this yet....)

"You smell that? Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like … victory."-Apocalypse Now

by Col. Kurtz June 12, 2009

napalm

The act of taking off ones own clothing and dousing the body in syrup, followed by a surprise leap onto an unsuspecting individual.

I napalmed Steve last night while he was sleeping.

by N.K. March 24, 2006

napalm

Also know as salt of naphthenic acid, it is an aluminum soap of various fatty acids that when mixed with gasoline makes a firm jelly used in some bombs and in flamethrowers. Can be made from 4 parts shredded Styrofoam to 1 part gasoline.

Napalm was used extensively during the Vietnam War.

by Penguin4x4 February 03, 2004

The Napalm

The act of farting in ones face after taking a royal Bowel Movement and not wiping afterwards. The victim must be asleep and the "Napalmer" must have his or her pants down resulting in Feces hitting the victims face.

Hey! I'm totally gonna napalm Jim's face tonight at the party.

Girl: I really like your freckles! They're cute!
Boy: Oh those aren't freckles, my friends napalmed me last night.

Hey bro you coming tonight? We're thinking about giving your Mom The Napalm

by N3wt April 22, 2011

napalm

quick easy generic form is gasoline and strofoam. let sit for 3 days and stir real good until a paste is formed. next add liquid dishwashing soap. lol

an example could be incrimanating.

by who dat January 16, 2005

napalmed

pump a couple of squirts of hand sanitizer into your hand, light it with a lighter and then slap someone with your hand that is on fire with hand sanitizer gel.

I pump a couple of squirts of hand sanitizer in my hand and then I napalmed my brother.

by icantspel April 26, 2014

napalm

n. 1. A sticky, flamable substance. When used in bombs, the explosion covers the surrounding area in napalm.

"they wouldn't die so we had to use napalm on them."

by MF September 06, 2002