I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition.

Jack: Hey, are you going to that Kenny G. concert?

Chris: I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

by Dirty Shastard December 24, 2009

nadsader

Nadsader is a form of Heavy Metal that originated in the Midwest area of the United States. Most bands from the nadsader genre are characteristically incredible and superior to competition. The nadsader genre is best represented in the Death Metal band NAYSAYER, of Morrison, IL.

"That heavy metal band is from the nadsader genre!"

by samalot June 10, 2008

Really pumps my Nads

An expression used by Judd Nelson in the movie The Breakfast Club, often used sarcasticly to express enjoyment, or lack there of.

John Bender is absently tearing up books
Andrew Clark: That's real intelligent.
John Bender: You're right. It's wrong to destroy literature. It's such fun to read. And
examines title
John Bender: Moe-Lay really pumps my nads.
Claire Standish: Moliere.

by Syddi October 6, 2008

Naddition

When you're having sex with a partner and you throw skittles all over their face at climax.

Did you naddition her last night?

by TheRadicalMomo August 21, 2019

Naddí

The sexiest artist in this dimension, a man of men. A chivalrous sex icon who capitalized on linguistics in such an arousing way, all those around him succumb to his ways.

Yo man, we can’t play Naddí at the wedding because my parents are gonna be there, and I don’t want them to see my girl act up.

by Promiscuoussquirrel May 16, 2021

Neon Nados

A discord server (created by madvulpen) which has what many would consider the worst moderation on the planet. The staff consist of a cat an F-22 and a Canadian (All other staff are irelivant). Vulpen (the owner) has for some unknown reason banned the posting of any anime. We might never know why. Only around 50 of the 2000 people in the server actualy speak. Most of the members are undes and everyweek undes are jailed and or banned. Most conversations are about sex or war thunder. The community is fairly toxic but friendly to you depending if you make a good first impression.

User1 : when will Neon Nados moderation be fixed

User2: cry about it lmao

User 3: burger

User1: Ga

User3: Ga

User2: Ga

User3: Ga

User1: Ga

by TotallyNotAtomic December 28, 2021

nadsaq

1. The scrotum.
2. Common misspelling of NASDAQ.

I'll kick you so hard in the nadsaq that you'll spit testicles!

I would like to buy some stock through the NADSAQ stock exchange please.

by doodievomit December 9, 2002