Yo man whose bringing the item number nine to the 311 concert tonight? You know there musics only good when your high
by toke a bell June 28, 2010

1) Former NY governor Elliot Spitzer, who was given this designation by a call girl ring to protect his identity.
2)What one pitcher calls the opposing pitcher in the National League when he homers off of him. Cause he's his bitch.
3)A John who can manage to move his bowels 4 1/2 times during a single session with a prostitute.
2)What one pitcher calls the opposing pitcher in the National League when he homers off of him. Cause he's his bitch.
3)A John who can manage to move his bowels 4 1/2 times during a single session with a prostitute.
1) Madam- Take client number nine tonight, and wear make him wear a rubber helmet.
Hillary (not her real name)- Good thing you're not running the witness protection program.
Madam- Shut your pie hole, and get on your back!
2) In 2001, Mike Hampton was client #9 to seven hurlers, but he was playing in Colorado, where I think prostitution is legal.
3) Madam- Take client number nine tonight, and bring some baby-wipes.
Hillary- **GROAN***
Hillary (not her real name)- Good thing you're not running the witness protection program.
Madam- Shut your pie hole, and get on your back!
2) In 2001, Mike Hampton was client #9 to seven hurlers, but he was playing in Colorado, where I think prostitution is legal.
3) Madam- Take client number nine tonight, and bring some baby-wipes.
Hillary- **GROAN***
by wisk March 13, 2008

by s a r Uhhhhhhhhhh February 14, 2006

An extremely large mess with a high pitched voice and smells of ass. If you are in this situation... well... I guess your life sucks!
by The Mess Himself January 22, 2008

by John OC December 9, 2006

Can only be found in good music.
"Bottoms up, sunshine; Love Potion Number Nine!" -Camp Lo
"She said, now What you need is Love Potion Number Nine" - Clovers
"She said, now What you need is Love Potion Number Nine" - Clovers
by Malikii March 12, 2011

A number nine with extra dip
by Killer meme star 69 June 30, 2017
