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Nintendo Switch 

A console made by Nintendo. It is designed to be fun with many games like Super Mario Oddysey, and Pokemon Let's Go Eevee! The Nintendo Switch has two controllers that are detachable. The Nintendo Switch is
a console for fun, and Nintendo also lets you buy a Pro Controller, or more Controllers.! WOW!
The Nintendo Switch may seem expensive, but I think it is AMAZING!
Nintendo Switch by Cate Unicorn February 25, 2019
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when a man changes gender in an unstable fashion of gay humor

Nintendo Switch 

The same console I can use on the toilet, and play on my PC at the same time. Solves the issue of hiding in a corner in game and hoping you aren’t killed due to having to defecate. Instead, sit in the corner of your bathroom in the toilet instead.
The Nintendo Switch is for people who want potato graphics.
—No, It’s for people who want potato graphics on the go.

Nintendo Switch 

It's the process of gay sex in which both participants switch sides of whos fucking.
Yo those dogs just switched places, Nintendo Switch!

Nintendo Switch 

Ricegum: Hey baby, say hello to my little friend.

Girl: Do you mean your penis?

Ricegum. No, my other little friend, my Nintendo Switch.

Girl: Fuck me hard.
Nintendo Switch by ShitOnADick66 December 9, 2017

Nintendo switch 

A Sexual game you play with your a significant other were you put you finger up your ass and you other finger in you partners mouth and when you call switch you switch you fingers.
Nintendo switch by MICHEAL FREDRIC February 19, 2018

Nintendo Switch 

The next console after the fucking shitty ass Wii U. It has 2 dildos as controllers and a double dildo grip attachment. It also comes with stripper tassels for your giant juicy sexy tits. It was created in 1969 by overly sexual and horny men at Nintendo so they could get pussy from the executives. Only currently owned by Donald Motherfuckin' Trump
The stripper at my local strip club uses the Nintendo Switch tassels for her tits.