An excuse you can use after Facebook creeping and getting caught. It always works, though the suspicious individual will likely remain skeptical.
Sarah: "Are you creeping on me? How did you know I commented on that picture?"
Derek: "No, it was in the news feed!"
Sally: "Like OMG he is the best BF ever!"
Jared: "You mean Braun?"
Sally: "How did you know he was my BF?! I haven't changed my relationship status yet!!!!"
Jared: "It's been in the news feed."
Sally: "Sure."
Derek: "No, it was in the news feed!"
Sally: "Like OMG he is the best BF ever!"
Jared: "You mean Braun?"
Sally: "How did you know he was my BF?! I haven't changed my relationship status yet!!!!"
Jared: "It's been in the news feed."
Sally: "Sure."
by Tom's Mugshot January 1, 2011
Get the It was in the news feed mug.The all-purpose excuse for knowing something that's really none of your business. Used primarily to avoid accusations of Facebook creeping.
Sally: ...and then we talked on Facebook for like two hours and he said we should meet up soon.
Megan: oh yeah I knew that!
Sally: How? Were you Facebook creeping?
Megan: uhh no, it was on my news feed.
Megan: oh yeah I knew that!
Sally: How? Were you Facebook creeping?
Megan: uhh no, it was on my news feed.
by brems November 15, 2009
Get the It was on my news feed mug.What you say when someone accuses you of Facebook stalking. Since it just showed up on your news feed, you couldn't have been secretly reading their profile, right?
Joe: Man, that party last night was sick...
Mike: Oh, that one you went to at 9:23 pm at Bob's house?
Joe: Whoa, how did you know that? You aren't stalking me, are you?
Mike: ...it showed up on my news feed.
Mike: Oh, that one you went to at 9:23 pm at Bob's house?
Joe: Whoa, how did you know that? You aren't stalking me, are you?
Mike: ...it showed up on my news feed.
by smreidy113 December 7, 2010
Get the It showed up on my news feed mug.to know someone's business on facebook.
The news-feed is a constantly updating reminder that your friends on facebook are doing petty things all day long.
The news-feed is a constantly updating reminder that your friends on facebook are doing petty things all day long.
Girl 1: Remember that guy I dated last year? He wants to be my friend on Facebook.
Girl 2: Hell no. You don't need him all up in your news-feed.
Girl 2: Hell no. You don't need him all up in your news-feed.
by dcgrill August 5, 2008
Get the in your news-feed mug.When someone brings up information about a Facebook status, profile, or update, which is at least 3 days old.
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