network blip

The "offical explanation" for a brief network outage you are too lazy to investigate.

Network access has been restored, we suffered a brief network blip.

by Nemesis_SOB March 11, 2005

Network Consultant

A parasite that contributes nothing to the network and is only looking for ways to stay on the payroll. This is the individual at the burger joint that asks “do you want fries with that?” The network Consultant is constantly looking for useless network tweaks to justify his presence at a customer site. Be especially weary of the Euro-trash no talent hack type; this character dazzles senior management with a ridiculous accent all the while unraveling the solid network that’s in place. Network consultants never look at a network as a whole, but only analyze bits and pieces of it. In this manner they always have work do to since the last project they completed broke some other part of the network.

I’m gonna have to give nickel blow jobs in the street to get my self respect back after taking this network consultant job.

If that network consultant was on fire; I wouldn’t piss on him.

by network dog February 14, 2006

network nipple

When the outline of hard nipples are visible underneath a shirt on cable television.

I saw some major network nipple on the CW network in high school.

by Mr.Ez February 2, 2015

Network Decay

The condition which occurs at a cable network when idiotic executives decide to change its direction. This is usually done as a money-grabbing attempt when ratings are lower than expected.

"Remember when TLC used to have shows that taught you something? Yeah, it didn't suck then. Network Decay is bullshit."

by InGr8EDiot August 12, 2012

Network Administrator

To be a Network Administrator, you must first become JEDI. Once an Administrator, you can do everything and anything you want. Including getting paid to eat donuts, shoot your felow employees monitors, then replace them. Also Network Administrators get all the "tang"

by Windexter April 16, 2003

network viking

Big fat loud abrasive network administrators. Often obsessed with one computer platform or another. May or may not sport a Unix beard. May or may not know what the fuck they are talking about, on any given subject. You can tell by the loudness and how jingoist the statements are. The more belligerent, the less they actually know.

Hey, the big fat Thor thinks we should all switch to Mandrake Linux for security reasons. What a fucking Jackass.

by Owen January 29, 2004

Network nudity

Posting a ton of pictures online with your shirt off.

Jeffry shows off his muscles with network nudity.

by The Killer Burger July 13, 2017