Narnia 

A term used for men or woman who is in major denial of their homosexuality that it surpasses being in the closet.

Man that guy is so far in the closet he is Narnia

Narnia by C.Dubb June 15, 2010

Narnia 

The place that you go when your really fucked up. Not just fucked up but "shit hammered" "ass mangled" drunk. So drunk that when you get home you just sit down in silence and stare into oblivion(Narnia). Your soo "turbo-wastiod" that you barely even scrounge up the brain cells to say "smell my fingers". Welcome to Narnia.

Luke: I can't believe we went to Narnia last nite bro
Keith: I know man they should burn that place to the ground, to bad it always on fire anyway.
Luke: You're right dude, I did things in Narnia that make the Holocaust look like a garden club.

Narnia by HonggKonggFooey April 8, 2010

Narnia 

The magical place you enter when getting high.

Seamus: Hey Jethro, what are you doing after school?

Jethro: I'm going to Narnia, wanna come?

Narnia by therealsuperman8 February 2, 2009

Narnia 

The inside of a cabinet usually where a stud or a person of true lacrosse talent with the softest of hands sits during the world wide renowned game of quick stick. There are many obstacles in Narnia, including limited eyesight, restricted range of motion, and Mr.Tumniss. When playing Dorm Room Quick-stick, the person who drops the ball in Narnia while still a "faggot", is much less of a faggot than anyone else because he/she had the balls to even wander into Narnia.Narnia also provides a safe-haven from RA's and Camp Counselors who enforce curfew and bed time. When one steps out of narnia they are in a state of confusion, having thought they lived out their whole life only to regain knowledge that they've just been in a fucking dresser for about 5 minutes

Howie: David dropped the zipsies, hes a faggot

Nick: but bra, he is in Narnia...

Howie: Yeah youre right, mr. tumniss probs grabbed his arm or some shit

Narnia by ChefCookit4me August 24, 2010

Narnia 

The place that overly clingy couples travel to when they spontaneously disappear on the rest of their friends for hours at a time during social events. Mostly used because everyone knows where they are and what they're doing but no one really wants to say it aloud.

"Hey, have you seen Justin? He said he was going to give me a ride home from the party but I don't know where he went."

"He's probably off to Narnia with his girlfriend. I wouldn't go looking for them if I were you."

Narnia by Aaven September 24, 2009

Narnia 

The smallest possibility for the size of a penis.

Bailey: "I'm above average yo"
Harry: "Fuck that, fuck you. You're more of a narnia than the original narnia"

Narnia by the great cliffoconda June 22, 2016

Narnia 

Describes a very ugly woman, derived from The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe - as in the Hair of a Lion, the Face of a Witch and the Body of a Wardrobe

That Anita's a right narnia

Narnia by Charlie Good Boy June 24, 2008