Near Fuck Experience... Coming close to fucking someone and then jetting out, or Never Fuck Experience.... like when boundaries such as corporate bullshit intervenes.
1. Dude tried to have sex with me, but I managed to get him off topic, said I had to leave, and do homework... that was a near fuck experience (N.F.E.).
2. When you end up working with someone you once told yourself you'd fuck, exchanged I.G. & Snap, but you can't now because the entire office would gossip & say you're a whore, & you'd get fired for fucking in the storage room. So instead, everyday at work you encounter flashbacks of your co-workers Snapchat penis pics.... hence, having a never fuck experience (N.F.E.).
2. When you end up working with someone you once told yourself you'd fuck, exchanged I.G. & Snap, but you can't now because the entire office would gossip & say you're a whore, & you'd get fired for fucking in the storage room. So instead, everyday at work you encounter flashbacks of your co-workers Snapchat penis pics.... hence, having a never fuck experience (N.F.E.).
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