thats my team

To show your love for a team.

Person 1:Do you like Real Madrid?
Person 2:Thats my team.

by john cena's #1 fan May 16, 2006

on my team

someone who likes someone and never lets them breath

"that girl is on my team like the lakers,let me breath!"

by Juliet December 6, 2003

Mythamos

The stan you don’t want to fuck with. They’ll either kill you with kindness or malice.

Mythamos is Boo Seungkwan’s wife.

by wjivhkzm January 8, 2023

you're on my team

This phrase is used by guys to pick out attractive girls. If a guy says to you "You're on my team" it means he finds you physically attractive. A variation of this would be "She's on YOUR team" which means that a guy finds you so unattractive he puts you on his friends team.

Guy to girl: You're on my team!!
Girl: *punches his lights out*

by SpoonBalancer October 1, 2007

Mytam

A Mytam is a person who is low ranked at video games, usually the lowest rank and only goes for germans.

Mytam needs to be sent to an insane asylum.

Mytam is a headass.

by Bingobongo123 June 25, 2017

NOT on my team

Said by gay people in hopes that someone (usually unattractive or unpleasant) is not gay, to avoid bringing down the general reputation of gay men/ lesbians. Can also be "my team" to a non-queer audience, or "our team" to a queer audience.

The reverse works too "I hope she's on our team- Jodi's so hot."

"I *hope* he's not on my team, even though he keeps referring to his 'partner'. Joe is SO obnoxious."

by Valgirl July 15, 2009