Phrase often used as a poor excuse for flatulence. The phrase is used to make others believe that the fart they just heard was, in fact, a sound that was made from the farter's shoe.
The person who farted will then try desperately to make the same sound with their shoe, but it does not work.
The person who farted will then try desperately to make the same sound with their shoe, but it does not work.
Abby: *fart*
Drew: "Um, did you just fart?"
Abby: "No! It was my shoe."
*Tries desperately to rub her shoe against the floor to imitate the noise of a fart.*
Drew: "You are fucking disgusting."
Drew: "Um, did you just fart?"
Abby: "No! It was my shoe."
*Tries desperately to rub her shoe against the floor to imitate the noise of a fart.*
Drew: "You are fucking disgusting."
by Drewandabby January 25, 2011
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One Two Buckle My Shoe is a new meme by edmondx but it is actually a nursery rhyme invented in the late 1800s.
YO BRO COME OVER HERE COME OVER HERE CHECK OUT MY NEW SHOES THEYRE THE BRAND NEW ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE THREE FOUR BUCKLE SOME MORE FIVE SIX NIKE KICKS HOHOHOHO THAT IS SO FIRE
by OneTwoBuckleMyShoeThreeFour May 30, 2023
Get the One Two Buckle My shoe mug.An exclamation of great outrage and hopelessness used when realizing that your current situation (usually consisting of an upcoming task or decision) cannot get any worse and that there is no avoiding the impending discomfort to come. Typically used when a situation is of similar despair to that of when one wakes up to find that someone has defecated inside his/her only pair of shoes, and knowing that they will not have adequate time to fully clean said footwear before having to be somewhere that day.
Cop: "Your friend told me that you're carrying marijuana."
You: "He was just kidding."
Cop: "Yeah well I'm afraid I'm gonna have to give you a full body cavity search in public anyway... and I don't have any gloves either"
You: "Poop In My Shoe!"
Doctor: "Well it looks like we're not going to be able to reconstruct your penis from the accident, but we should be able to fix you up with an older lady's donated vagina."
You: "Poop In My Shoe!"
You: "He was just kidding."
Cop: "Yeah well I'm afraid I'm gonna have to give you a full body cavity search in public anyway... and I don't have any gloves either"
You: "Poop In My Shoe!"
Doctor: "Well it looks like we're not going to be able to reconstruct your penis from the accident, but we should be able to fix you up with an older lady's donated vagina."
You: "Poop In My Shoe!"
by LarryROIDS!!! March 8, 2011
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Get the 1 2 buckle my shoe 3 4 buckle some more 5 6 nike kicks mug.by King_Yebo$$$$$ October 20, 2016
Get the Tying My Shoe mug."Being the head of this project has proved to be a rock in my shoe."
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