my penis

A response for "What's up" when you have a boner

Girl: What's up?
Guy: My penis.
Girl: *Looks down* Pervert!
Guy: Well it's better than not much.

by elmacko November 9, 2011

My Penis

was in your mother last night.

Person One: "My mom is now having to deal with my teenage brother's rebellious stage."
Person Two: "That problem is thrust at her every day after school. "
Person One: "Yeah, no kidding."
Person Two: "Not unlike my penis."

by Tammy McShammerson May 23, 2010

my penis

an object which should be in your mouth at all times

where is my penis? oh, there it is. in your mouth.

by Stu Jones January 5, 2021

My Penis

It is extremely big and much bigger than yours. It has a bigger bridge, and a much wider tip.

Uncle Steve likes to play with My Penis

by SillyGooseBoy4 June 9, 2022

my penis

my penis is green! i like to touch it in fourth period! when the lights are out, it glows in the dark.

my penis is to sexy for you!

by Homosexual April 23, 2005

my penis

a huge 12 inch monster

i stuck my penis in your mom

by big monsta August 8, 2003

Wash my penis

A phrase used when a male is going to shower. This phrase is often used after sexual intercourse.

Its been a long day, im going to wash my penis to refresh my body.

by Just_Wavy_Baby October 1, 2020