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My asshole is green

You ass hole is blue
Ah shit My asshole is green

again can’t sit for a week
by Digbivk6969 November 14, 2019
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visualize my asshole

The automatic response a thoughtful person utters aloud when being subjected to the absolutely inane and painfully unclever bumper sticker that reads: Visualize Whirled Peas.
Why don’t you visualize my asshole?
by Dr Bunnygirl May 2, 2021
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Visualize my asshole!

A common response, often yelled from one’s moving vehicle, to the vapid jerks who display the inane bumper sticker, “Visualize Whirled Peas.”
In a moment of deep irritation fueled by my lifelong pacifism, coupled with a brief moment of surprising pity, I loudly shouted, “Visualize my asshole!” to the sad sack occupants of the hulking SUV as it passed me on the boulevard.
by Dr Bunnygirl April 14, 2021
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Moths In My Asshole

It's the feeling you get when you leave a public restroom that has no toilet paper.
"Geez Bub, I got done pinchin' a loaf and a half. Couldn't find any T.P. and left feeling like there were Moths in my Asshole".
-Trooper Trahan-
by Trooper Trahan July 13, 2021
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finger in my asshole

*Drops phone in toilet*
Me: "OhMyGod ... finger in my asshole , finger in my asshole , finger in my asshole."
by tte: time to eat February 3, 2012
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brasso on my asshole

A term coined from disciplinary action while one is serving in the armed forces.
I just came from the sarg's tent , boy was he pissed about me missing the revelie, he put the brasso on my asshole.
by jeffbo April 28, 2009
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When you're raging in CS:GO you then will come to a complete life of swearing everytime you die and you will run out of words and make them up and create this.
*Dies for 50th time*
ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING MY ASSHOLE!? THIS GAME SUCKS!
by EndItall666 May 29, 2018
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