My wife's boyfriend

A really nice dude who buys me McDonald's every now and then.

My wife's boyfriend is cool!

by BigDaddyPhilip September 2, 2020

Fuck My Wife

A phrase said in a similar manner and context to "Fuck My Life" except used when ones wife/girlfriend is the source of grief

Bill: Hey Mike I got some tickets to the Rangers game tonight, you in?
Mike: Oh hell yeah buddy, just let me run it by my old lady
Wife: Michael you promised me that you would watch the third Harry Potter movie with me tonight, you know how scared I get
Mike: ugh Fuck My Wife, sorry Bill I can't come

by Kim4321 March 31, 2010

Urkel my wife

The expression "well blow me down" for people under the age of 60

The Jaguars won the Super Bowl!!!
Well Urkel my wife!!!

by URkEL September 30, 2012

Where is my wife!?

A phrase typically exclaimed by a single eccentric male in sorrow or madness when in search of their female partner, with little success being granted.

Ayoon: Where is my wife!?
Hibab: idk fam
Ayoon: I swear down, I need to find my wife! Where is she!?

by MyBlinIsAFraud April 17, 2018

fuck my wife

an exclaimation of frustration or horror.

She just shit on my dick?! FUCK MY WIFE!

by CHELApants December 9, 2007

My wife's son

A term used to identify a cuck in public.

When a cuck is speaking all chant "My wife's son My wife's son"

by Floydman April 11, 2021

Sarah My Wife

The wonderful elusive beauty I have been fated to love forever regardless of the pain and torture my heart must endure.

Sarah: I gotta run over to Macks for a little bit. I forgot a sock I think.

Mark: Ok, see you when you get back.
Sarah: Grubs on his way here now to give me a ride.

Mark: I hate you God but thank you for Sarah my wife.

by mr.squanky December 8, 2011