Stomp on my leg

The desire to be left alone by someone or something that wants something from you or wants to do something to you. Example: a puppy or dog that wants to hump your leg

Hottie: All the guys know I broke up with my boyfriend, and now I can't get them off my leg.

by 0regon August 24, 2017

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Stomp on my leg

To make someone feel an obligation to do something. Normally used with an overarching sarcastic tone. See also: twist my arm

Friend 1: Bro I’m not sure about this Jessica girl
Friend 2: Dude… just kiss her already
Friend 1: Fine just stomp on my leg haha

by Denverdiva840 September 20, 2021

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My Leg Is Asleep

A meme started on 4chan (/b/) on 8/11/11

>be senior in school
>Sleep in class
>leg falls asleep
>wake up during passing period
>Get up from desk, walk 2 steps

>Fall on face
>Everyone coming into the room sees me fall
>Crawl out the door
>Not the dinosaur, this really happened

one reply to this said "btw my leg was asleep"

then everyone began doing this

>Waiting after football practice for my ride
>Dumbass hockey coach yells at me for talking loud
>Do jerk off motion while he has back turned
>He turns around

>Pokerface
>brings me into football coaches office
>Tells coach
>football coach says i will be repremanded
>Has a laugh with me about it after hockeyfag leaves
>Leg falls asleep <----- My leg is asleep

by Ice Man 72 August 11, 2011

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