My ass

The rude way of saying that you dont care

A: Im so sleepy bro
B: My ass that youre sleepy
A: :/

by Alishimi January 1, 2017

My Ass

The biggest, chunkier, marshmallow like, and fat thing in the multiverse. It's so strong that even thanos with the infinity gauntlet it cant do anything and its also is ant man proof.

My ass is unbreakable
The infinity gauntlet is no match for my ass

by The Mica April 3, 2019

My Ass

My Ass

My Ass

by SoulZLAYER23 April 21, 2017

My ass

Disbelief, or calling someone a liar.

Kensi: I found a very easy Martha Stewart snickerdoodle recipe online.
(Deeks finds a plastic box for snickerdoodles as Kensie leaves)
Deeks: Martha Stewart my ass!

by DarthKieduss December 19, 2013

my ass

very stinky

my ass is very stinky

by anonymous February 28, 2022

my ass

A way of expressing disbelief. It seems to be derived from the expression "my eye!" which just wasn't vulgar.

Also used in comparison to something being described as the superlative worst.

"Single he told me? Single my ass, he had six wives. One of those Mormons, ya know?"

"I R 1337"
"My ass is 1337er than you."

by junkyardprince October 14, 2003

My ass

The most plump, juicy thing you will ever seen. Count your days because this ass might round house you and send you out of this world

Look at my ass

by Bigbiddy November 22, 2021