Muted Flirting

A lot like normal flirting, except where normal flirting tends to actually make it pretty obvious a girl likes you, muted flirting has a 50/50 chance of going the way a shy girl sees is it her head and a 50/50 chance of leaving guys wondering what’s wrong with her. It sometimes seems she wants to flirt but doesn't leaving you wondering. This usually tends to be a characteristic in a shy type of girl

Bro, I really wanna ask her out but it's like she's using Muted Flirting to mess with me

by MichaelCtrlTabi April 15, 2019

Muted Trumpet

An "inverse" rusty trombone.

I got a Muted Trumpet. It made me go "wah wah wahhhhhhhhhhhhh"

by Ben November 7, 2003

muted bugle

To perform oral sex on somone whilst inserting your finger/fingers in their anus

Hooli gave me a wicked muted bugle the other night

by Jason Moran March 7, 2008

Muted Devil

When you got to take a shit at work and you know its gonna be stinky and loud so you run the hot water in the sink on top of a paper towel full of soap to kill the smell and drown out the noise

I muted devil several times at church, I don't know what I ate but I got the squirts

by MutedDevil June 13, 2021

muted knots

Muted Knot is a nick name of some one who is damaged but very humble in difficult situation some says he’s higher connected with the spiritual world as well nothing like a god but have out of this world critical thinking skills

Dude a muted knot is something like a Undefeated thinker I wouldn’t play with that !!

A muted knots is a built in brain u can’t find another muted knot

by 1BandSpeaking August 31, 2022

Muted mephone4

Muted MePhone4 is a form of Mephone4, the host of the hit show Inanimate Insanity. Muted Mephone4 appears in Season 3 Episode 18 and onward of Inanimate Insanity Invitational.

Muted MePhone4 Is categorized as a VIBRATOR📳📳📳📳📳. His object species is a VIBRATOR 📳📳📳📳📳📳.

I am using my Muted Mephone4. 📳📳📳📳📳📳📳📳📳📳

by w33zerbluealbum July 21, 2024

Double Muted

When you come up with a brilliant idea during your conference call only to find out, that after 5 minutes of speaking nobody heard a word because you were muted in-app

"So guys I'm going for lunch. Also, Jeff, I can see you are trying to talk, but we can’t hear you. Maybe you are double muted? Try to check your settings. Cya."

by Rare Crew July 8, 2020