mustachio

a fugly girl with a mustache that is very visible

Amall the mustachio, shave da fuckin jungle bitch!

by dat bitch u b hatin on! February 5, 2010

mustachio bashio

The celebration of mustaches (spoken: moo-stashes). All kinds. Bashio translates into "bash" like a party, a party for the phenomena we know as the mustache.

"Hey bro...you coming to the mustachio bashio at Derek's this weekend?"
"Hell yeah dude, I wouldn't miss out on the possibility of a mustache ride"
"Dirty sanchez for life!"

by Clusterfudge March 5, 2008

Mustachio

The thin mustache that middle school guys choose not to shave.

(Not related to the tree nut, but similar in overall significance)

Middle School Girl: "Hey Brody, I think your mustachio is cute"

Brody: "Hatcha"

by naturallybaked May 25, 2011

Mustachio

A mofo that has a mustach as big as his head.

hairy naaaaaaaz also simon

by mario November 10, 2003

Mustachio

A mustache in which the end curl upward and for an O. This mustache is commonly seen in western

Yo, did you see that dude's mustachio?

by labeario November 24, 2009

Mustachio Gentlemen

a middle aged man (usually an Italian man) that has a large mustache, slicked back hair, burlesquing chest hair, and usually wearing a gold chain and/or sunglasses. A mustachio loves old rock and roll, once wanted to own a trans am like a bad ass and has always wanted to go to a The Who concert.

the mustachio gentlemen has jet black slicked hair and is singing teenage wasteland

by Mikey Cheeks June 19, 2006

Mustachio

the best siege players in the world

Oh that man is so good he must be mustachio

by Tuftylettuce January 14, 2021