quagga mussel

quagga (manwhore) but a woman

woman whores are QUAGGA MUSSELS!!!

by SHUTUAP January 13, 2023

Tangerine Mussolini

Due to the orange tinge of the make-up he wears on his face and his dictatorial approach to politics, Donald Trump is known as the Tangerine Mussolini.

The Tangerine Mussolini asked Russia to hack Hillary Clinton’s emails.

by gizmo+2 August 1, 2016

Cheeto Mussolini

A colloquial nickname for the 45th President of the United States of America, quickly growing in popularity and usage.

"In our top news story tonight, Cheeto Mussolini has made orange spray tans obligatory for all citizens of the United States, except for Hispanics, Muslims and Blacks, who are of course not considered Americans anymore."

by Il Toto April 1, 2017

Got Mussed

When you are in the presence of Mussaddeque Ahmed and he makes your cheeks ache by causing you to laugh excessively. His Number 1 fan, Mamoon Ahmed, finds himself perpetually Mussed and as such cannot close his eyes to sleep.

Mussaddeque: *His jokes cannot be accurately replicated in text*
Mamoon: *The loving laugh which cannot be accurately conveyed in text*
Mamoon: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE MY CHEEKS ARE ACHING!
Jaker: You got mussed son.
Michelle: Muss you are so awesome I'm going to bake you a technical challenge.

Example 2:
Jaker: Mamoon are you awake?
*Mamoon is asleep but his eyes are open as he has been Mussed heavily during the day*
Jaker: OOOOOO he Got Mussed!

by jibcheese January 8, 2013

Mussolini

Viva il duce porcodio, il bambino col pigiama a righe è un film fantasy

Io sembro Mussolini, perche io, perché io sono troppo lini.

by Abletro Dlelia November 21, 2021

Pulling a Musset

To make a comment that is too far, or simply causes people to stop laughing.

Pulling a musset- Chris pulled a musset, and everyone stopped laughing

by tombartlett_1990 September 28, 2008

Pulling Mussels

British slang for sexual intercourse.

And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling Mussels from a shell
-Squeeze Lyrics.

"Hey Jim what where you doing with Molly the other night"
"Nothing mate, just pulling mussels."

by Civiux April 21, 2013