3 Muscateers

Three really close friends and buddies. Not to be confused with the old 3 Musketeers. Muscateers don't necessarily have to fight crime with swords like the Musketeers.

1. Dang those 3 Muscateers are so close they're like gay for each other.

2. Look its the 3 Muscateers from Muscatel.

by Donutfilling August 21, 2009

Three Musketeers

A sexual act where three males insert their penises into one woman's vagina or mouth. As they "cross swords" they shout "ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR ALL". Can also be performed orally between 4 gay males.

The other night my friends and I gave Veronica the Three Musketeers.

by wandmore March 17, 2007

Three muskateers

When a Woman has sex Oraly,Analy,And Vaginaly at the same time(keep in mind this requires three men). This is a bad idea because it May cause suffocation and or Vaginal,Oral or Anal bleeding.But if you enjoy killing Hookers good luck.

Steve: Hey guys gues what!
Jack&Dilon: WHAT!
Steve: I found this Crazy Chick who will let us do three Muskateers on her for only 20$
Dilon: Damn son that motherfucker is Crazy

by Chanse G055 March 26, 2010

Stoned Muskateers

a group of 3 cool people who walk around stoned. And kick major ass.

"WE are walking and blazed as hell and i want to kick some ass!! We are such stoned Muskateers!!"

by imsocoolforyoueowngood August 27, 2006

musketeers

four people that do everything together

see: losers with no friends

i love my musketeers.

by lindsay June 1, 2003

The slippery Musketeers

A variation of the classic "slippery wizard" but this one requires 3 friends preferably people you know but if not a random can be substituted for a friend.

friend number 1 attracts female (this is usually best looking one out of group best chance of success dont worry everyone gets a turn) When back at hideout friend number 1 starts to stick the female with his pork "sword" and with a wip of his whip the woman is distracted as your friend takes over after swinging in and uses his sword once he has done same the last musketeer joins in , upon finishing the woman turns round to find out nothing because remeber you have a mask on!

Then you all make haste on the 86bus back home !

The slippery Musketeers :P

by Gazz445 September 2, 2010

The three musketeers

The best name for a friendship group of 3. Crackheads only.

Person1: Hey what do we name our groupchat ?
Person2: We need something to do with the number 3
Person: The three musketeers.

by whatareyouatoad? May 19, 2020