Murf 

Name of the Divine Tortoise, the one who will bring salvation to this wretched world.

Which religion do you believe in?
I believe in the one and only, Murf.

Murf by Lanti February 16, 2022

Murf 

alternative to wedgie

I have a gnarly murf brah.

Murf by zzyzxxzyzz August 27, 2010

Murf 

the sound a cat makes when a person:
sodomizes a cat
has sexual relations with a cat

or attempts to have sexual relations with a cat

1.

Boy: "I have so much love to give"
Cat: "Murf.."

2.

Jim: wow did David just do that
Keaton: yeah i saw it happen, he was humping his cat.

Murf by Mr. Murf November 25, 2009

murf 

To vomit

BRO, I THINK I'M GONNA MURF!

murf by MURF MAN February 24, 2009

murf 

the wedgie received when wearing a g-string or thong

Dude Litta, today whenever i was wearing my g-string i got a major "murf!!"

murf by Alyssa October 8, 2003

Murf 

To suddenly expel large quantities of purely liquid poop. Makes the murf sound as it suddenly hits the water in the toilet.

Man, that burrito gave me some hardcore murf.

Murf by eflatus September 18, 2009

Murf 

A person who likes fruits

Instead of a vegetable liker he/she is a murf

Murf by Srixy May 24, 2022