VERB- To sit around and vegitate... so do absolutly nothing and allow yourself to go completely brain dead for a few hours. This activity is usually taking place on a couch or bed while marinating in the same comfy clothes youve probly been wearing for days.
I cant wait till Sunday so I can just murf on my couch all day...
Dude i haven't moved in 6 hours... murf status over here.
Dude i haven't moved in 6 hours... murf status over here.
by murfmaster February 21, 2010
Get the Murf mug.Karen: "Did you talk to Joe last night?"
Heather: "I tried, but I don't think he could understand what I was saying. I murfed."
Heather: "I tried, but I don't think he could understand what I was saying. I murfed."
by Kellieeeeeee September 11, 2009
Get the Murf mug.OK, here we go. One more time........"murf" is most commonly used a an abbreviation for the word "motherfucker" but can also be used as a term of endearment or brotherhood not unlike the word "nigger" or "nigga" has been used in the recent past.... Another type of use for the word "murf" would be to refer to any particular itme you wish to speak about... Do you understand now that murf is one of the most wonderful words on the planet as it can be used so broadly? It can be used rudely, lovingly, angrily and pleasantly all within a matter of moments regardless of the situation.....long live murf, hail to murf...it is simply one of the greatest words in existence today...
Lets say you meet an old friend you haven't seen in a while, you would say to him/her...."whatup murf, man its been too long, how ya been?"
Here is another example in a sentence.....let's say you were at a party with some friends and and needed another beer from the refrigerator as your friend offered one to you. You would then say....."yeah dude,let me get one of them murfs"......and then you could say "thanks murf" after he gave it to you.
You might say something like this....."push me murf, push me murf, you are fuckin with the wrong man. Keep fuckin around and im gonna kick your ass murf."
Here is another example in a sentence.....let's say you were at a party with some friends and and needed another beer from the refrigerator as your friend offered one to you. You would then say....."yeah dude,let me get one of them murfs"......and then you could say "thanks murf" after he gave it to you.
You might say something like this....."push me murf, push me murf, you are fuckin with the wrong man. Keep fuckin around and im gonna kick your ass murf."
by Raftranger April 9, 2006
Get the Murf mug.by Murf Evans June 12, 2005
Get the Murf mug.To clean up ones masturbatory semen with a common clothing item, such as a T-shirt that was lying on the floor
by Jason Ramos July 23, 2005
Get the Murf mug.Let's murf this fool!
by Stan Kroll December 2, 2004
Get the Murf mug.Someone who highly resembles Mr.Bean and has deep sexual interests in his younger male siblings. He also has abnormally massive ears and enjoys cursing at teachers and punching innocent women in the face for no reason. He also plays Xbox a bit too much and rapes any male and assaults any female intruders who interupts his Xboxing. Murfs usually spend their times playing 17 straight hours of black ops, subtracting the net sales, fondling with his brother's scrotum or voilently beating up women passers by. Murfs have also starred in popular movies such as Murphy Twitching and Mr.Bean's Holiday.
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by Earl Penisburg February 18, 2011
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