murder ones

Murder ones are reading glasses with thick black horn rim frames and rape over the bridge (optional) The important thing is that they are not sunglasses or shades. This us from convicts who originated the term based on those fighting a first degree murder conviction, who were regularly reading law books to appeal their cases, wearing government-issue glasses.

Joe looks like a psycho in those murder ones.

by MzBazooka August 31, 2017

Murder ones

Black sun glasses / black gloves

Jumps in friends car and sees a pair of black leather gloves on the seat ..... ohkay!!!! I see you got the new murder ones lol

by Q_HEF March 12, 2022

murderboner

On a male, the physical effect of being aroused at the thought of extinguishing a human life.

An old lady crossed the street in front of my car and I got a murderboner at the thought of flooring it.

by Danny Valentine December 12, 2010

Murderbone

When you intend to murder someone, but end up boning them instead.

(Inspired by events from the end of Dexter S07E06)

"Wow, I can't believe Dexter just murderboned Hanna."

"Yeah, that's a classic murderbone."

by DoktorZaius November 5, 2012