ur mummeth gayeth lolleth

Shakespeare's worst insult ever. Destroys you in an instant

*In Shakespearian time*
Shakespeare: ur mummeth gayeth lolleth
Romeo: *commits suicide*

by makinglunch May 11, 2018

Muamer

You are self-expressive, philanthropic, clever, and ambitious. You like to specialize in whatever you undertake.
This name gives you an optimistic outlook on life. You appreciate good quality in all things and want the best money can buy. You have big ideals and dreams about the things you would like but you are not always willing to put forth the necessary effort, particularly if it means being subservient to others or having to work in an unimportant, menial capacity.

•Position and means are important to you and, in order to create this impression of affluence, you will spend even when it is not prudent to do so.

•You like to give the impression that you have everything under control

Muamer is a kind man.

by homz156 January 8, 2011

Muamera

An extremely independent and self made female with origins in Eastern Bloc countries but resides in the Midwest of the U.S.A. This fabled creature is heralded for attracting men with virtually no self esteem or self worth.

Angelina Jolie's work in Africa is typical of one that possesses Muamera-like qualities.

by Ёсеf January 14, 2009

mammerican flag

bikini top emblazoned with the american flag, often accompanied by a matching bikini bottom.

on the fourth of july, jenny thought it would be cute to sport her new mammerican flag bikini.

by ac/douchey August 5, 2009

yes mommer

When one must always respond to said persons mother with the words: yes mommy, mom, or mother. This is usually the result of heavy parenting and overly obedient children. Every Yes mummer is physically and mentally incapable of uttering the word no to their or any persons mother. The yes mommer is looked down upon by the group, usually because of their forced early departure time, normally around 8:45pm.

John: Sorry guys, my mom's being a bitch and is making me go home early.

Group: BULL SHIT

Martin: Yeah right, you just can't say no to your MOMMY you yes mommer.

by SK AC November 12, 2011

Mummery

A person who likes to tell 'Ya Momma' jokes.

Person 1: Sorry for the yeasty smell.
Person 2: That is what Ya Momma said to me last night. Boo Yah!
Person 1: Man, you are a real Mummery.

by soilduck February 23, 2009

hedge mumper

a lower class of pikey, one that even pikeys themselves frown apon.

oi you old hedge mumper, you aint worth a cup of cold piss.

by harold steptoe November 20, 2007