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Mullet Mansion

A person whose house is a “Mullet Mansion” They want to appear professional, successful, and rich on the outside but is really a cheapskate.
“That neighbor has a Mullet Mansion, he has the best yard in the neighborhood but his backyard is a party”

He has an Immaculate yard and a nice car but a dusty, dirty cluttered house.

The yards a “business” and the backyards a “party”

by anonymous December 12, 2024
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Manhattan Mullet

The Manhattan Mullet is another name for the Brooklyn Blowout, or simply the Blowout. It is commonly worn by douchey wanna-be guidos and commonly found at the Jersey shore or New York City.
Tom: "Look at that guy's Manhattan mullet!"
Jane: "Yeah he's just letting everyone know he's a tool."
by ManhattanMulletKiller September 1, 2009
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Mulletant

Mulletant: aimless red state radical; one who speaks most pejoratively when asked to comment on city slickers, urban malaise, limousine liberals and Macy’s Marxists; a cloudy-minded (and usu. tipsy) creature who foams at the mouth when unaware passenger seat dwellers pause at the local NPR station when surfing AM radio; a devout fan of disaffected rockers who distill left-leaning punk and angst-riddled music to a core formula of ‘screamoaning,’ suicidal ideation, and a “leave me alone” basement meth lab attitude.

A mulletant proves most dangerous when teaming up with like-minded fellows under a banner that attempts to capture a vague purpose (usu. through insignia pregnant with insecurity and/or a-historical chauvinism a.k.a. “emasculated lighter skinned--read: not darker than an undetermined standard unrelated to family trees and a promiscuous definition of European ancestry; not synonymous with “albino” or caused by “vitiligo”; usu. distinguishable from flu-like paleness; fluorescent glow may neither be achieved through clever use of foundation nor denied through indulgence in tanning goods or services--American mutt” power supremacists), not to be mistaken with any of the tightly organized (even militaristic) organizations bearing the coincidentally similar postfix “-ant.”
The "Twangy" newsletter coverboy is so mulletant. Republican Party in the back!

Alt-country and folk are okay, but they fail to capture the coveted attention of a key demographic: tween mulletants whose disposable income remains a mystery to most astute analysts of consumer behavior.

He's harmless. He talks a lot of trash, but he's just mad that his parents couldn't afford to move out of the neightborhood when the cash-strapped (but comparatevily more industrious and potentially mobile) immigrants started moving into town. He's a run-of-the-mill mulletant.
by diogenes53 March 8, 2009
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MulletMan

a guy who sucks fagget cock and is a chodeblaster
by Dilpo April 10, 2004
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MulletMan

Hey look, it's MulletMan, and he's being better than Dilpo.
by MulletMan January 29, 2004
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mulleman

I love him so much, he sure is my mulleman!
by Mullematten February 3, 2017
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Mulletmen

Men who have mullets. Like Morgan Wallen.
Morgan Wallen is a mulletman.
I love mulletmen.
by TENILLE TOWNES March 28, 2023
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