muffintop

when a girl has pants on that are like 3 sizes to small and there fat hang over the edge. It really doesnt help when they wear tight shirts that hug your skin so your muffin tops hang out of the bottom.

"SICK, Look at Marks girlfriends muffintops. He must like muffins, cause thats NASTYYY."

muffintop by Izzy the Llama March 11, 2007

muffintop

a human that is awckwardly over weight and have a "cliff hanger" over their pants forming the shade of a muffin top

that dudes got a large muffintop.

he needs a larger shirt to cover that up

muffintop by bracezz February 15, 2009

muffintop

top of a penis.

i drilled a soft muffintop last night and i feel great.

muffintop by dsfsdag October 19, 2008

muffintop

A mound of public hair, typically female, that has not been shaven or trimmed in a long time, resulting in a poof of hair resembling the top of a muffin. Can be either when naked, or spilling out from behind underwear around the edges.

I was with her sister the other night, and talk about hirsute - when she dropped her jeans, BAM! There was her muffintop in all its 70's porn-like glory. I was afraid I would chafe if I was on top of her, so I had to do her from behind.

muffintop by Jimmy from the Ville February 13, 2010

Muffintop Bitch 

A butchy, chunky lesbian.

She is a muffintop bitch

Muffintop Bitch by manolantern May 12, 2010

Blueberry Muffintop

The bruised layers of squidgy, jelly filled, doughnut-like folds of chubbiness between the tummy and the breast area, but just above the waist. The bruising is a result of pushing and pulling the layers of chub in an attempt to squeeze into a pair of jeans 3 sizes too small! Come on already!

WTF man! I've heard of muffintop, but she's got to have blueberry muffintop!

Blueberry Muffintop by 99999999 May 14, 2010

Glasses Muffintop 

When you need a haircut and your hair hangs over the sides of the glasses, and the view of your head straight on looks like a muffin top. Also tiny glasses on a fat person = glasses muffintop.

yo I need a hair cut so bad! I put my glasses on and had a glasses muffintop!

Glasses Muffintop by eviscer8tor November 14, 2012