Muffin

Can be used in two contexts when ur calling someone cute and funny or when ur calling them a dumb illiterate fuck

Ahhhhh Teresa ur such a muffin.
Wtf Teresa ur such a fucking muffin

by LaxGodNigger101 May 31, 2018

Muffin

The most godly kind of baked good in the entire universe. Comes in many different flavors: lemon, blueberry, chocolate chip, apricot, banana, bran, fetus, raisin, cinnamon, oatmeal, and many more!

innocent bystander: "Dag, yo, I needs me a muffin."
muffin man: "Gee, I gotz da best muffinz eva. Gimme money."

by Kitty October 5, 2005

Muffin

A chick who wears tight pants and small shirts so her belly hangs out like a muffin top.

I can't believe you hit that, she is a total Muffin

by Industrialprophet.com November 16, 2002

Muffin

A whore; immoral woman; adulteress

That woman is such a muffin, she's like the neighborhood bike everyone's had a ride!

by Psalmist Says June 14, 2018

Muffin

A sweet, tasty little breakfast/desert treat made of thickened bread, and good with a hint of sugar on top. Many different kinds too! You got: blue berry, banana, chocolate, raspberry, cherry muffins, etc...

But not only is a muffin a sweet fluffy treat, it is also a type of bread! Yep, the enlgish muffin! Thinly sliced bread best tasted when toasted.

Me: Who ate the last muffin?
My friend: Me.
Me: You're dead now!
My friend: :O

by Eric :) July 1, 2009

Muffin

A response to the question, "whats up" or "what are you doing" from someone who may or maynot be eating a muffin.

"What are you doing?"
"Muffin"

by boob April 25, 2004

Muffin

n. A code used in conversation that is between two people to leave the third person out of the loop that they are actually talking about him/her.

Radio; So man, I can get a girl to fuck tonight for sure. But she's a little more.. bigger..

Jeff; How much bigger?

Radio; She is here now, let's have a code for a yes and no

Jeff; Muffin is bad and cupcake is good.
<i>ugly woman drivers up and comes out of car, Jeff turns to Radio with frown and eyes closed.</i>
Jeff; MUFFIN!

by muffinaresogross=[ May 2, 2009