Mum

An ass that tries to blame you for every way possible, even if it doesn’t make sense, she is like a bully who will lead you to suicidal thoughts and the feeling you can’t wait to move out, you wish you could swear but you’d then have an ass beating and honestly mums are jerks, can be kind but only when you help her. She is an overwhelming power and you have nothing against her, a mum like this can cause depression, cuts, said suicidal thoughts and eventually if you have no where to escape in a cellar dungeon it’s then death, if your mom is like this, just remember the moments you had the chance to say “fuck you”.

Mums are the worst thing that could happen, it explains the cuts on my arm

by 2020 is Satan April 2, 2020

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a word which dickhead americans can't spell, and claim we spell wrong - despite the fact that WE invented the language, and the idiots WE sent to america couldn't spell.

British Guy: Hey mum, I'm home.
American Tit: Hey mom I'm gay!

by H.T.J March 3, 2005

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Mum, this is how Brittish and Astralians refer to their mother.

Yes Americans say Mom and this is right too

,but with all ths shit going on in the world its funny how much people get worked up over the spelling. Quite frankly say it the way you want because their both right

Brittish/Australian= My mum is over there

American= My mom is over there

....oh look theres not much differance

by I need a life December 10, 2008

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The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else.

Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mums always know how to make it all go away.

Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests.

I love my mum

by DABOSSS101 July 30, 2017

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