Mrs. Johnson

The most annoying bitch in the 9 realms. If you think you have a bad teacher then think again. The amount of bullshitery achieved by Mrs. Johnson will leave you wanting to kill yourself.

Exp. "You can listen to musical, but it has to be on the Chromebooks and it has to be clean."

Holy fucking shit I hate Mrs. Johnson so fucking much.

by Big_B00ty January 13, 2020

mr. johnson

Many Lesbian's name for thier strap-on or dildo.

We named our strap-on Mr. Johnson after reading the name of our lubricant, Doc Johnson.

by SexayJessi June 27, 2006

Shake hands with Mr. Johnson

To give a handjob to.
To repeatedly stroke a man's penis.

So how far did you go with him Tanya?
Did you shake hands with Mr. Johnson?

by Rusty86 May 26, 2009

Tell Mr. Johnson

to snitch on someone

Osana Najimi: WELL, WELL, WELL! Look at those two sussy bakas near my tree!
Ayano: I swear IF you piss me off then I'm going to tell Mr. Johnson

by JayMoneySpamsL2 January 24, 2022

The Mrs Johnson Show

The show in class that the English teacher makes less about her students’ grades falling, and more about her own experiences about herself falling. Literally.

“Ladies and gentlemen, the Mrs Johnson show!”
*Mrs Johnson enters carrying a stack of exam papers, tripping herself along the way.*

by ACTethx September 29, 2020

The Mrs Johnson Show

The show in class that the English teacher makes less about her students’ grades falling, and more about her experiences about herself falling. Literally.

“Ladies and gentlemen, The Mrs Johnson Show! Hosted and directed by Mrs Johnson!”

by ACTethx September 26, 2020