by a humble sage January 7, 2010
Get the metrosexual mug.Redneck dude: what are you, a fuckin queer?
Metrosexual guy: Just because I look better than you doesn't mean you have to be an ass.
Redneck dude: *glares and walks away*
Actual gay guy: mmmm well aren't we manly standing up for ourselves. *tries to make a move*
Metro guy: sorry dude I'm not gay.
Gay guy: wow you had me fooled!
Metro guy: that is an amazing jacket!
Metrosexual guy: Just because I look better than you doesn't mean you have to be an ass.
Redneck dude: *glares and walks away*
Actual gay guy: mmmm well aren't we manly standing up for ourselves. *tries to make a move*
Metro guy: sorry dude I'm not gay.
Gay guy: wow you had me fooled!
Metro guy: that is an amazing jacket!
by thunder156 April 8, 2009
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Someone who would much rather grind for money than have a relationship.
This doesn't mean the person is asexual but would rather become rich, and not be weighed down by a relationship.
This doesn't mean the person is asexual but would rather become rich, and not be weighed down by a relationship.
Person A: Man shit, why don't you get yourself some pussy.
Person B: Nah fuck that, I'm a fucking monetosexual, I stay loyal to the grind.
Person B: Nah fuck that, I'm a fucking monetosexual, I stay loyal to the grind.
by fatheradem December 18, 2018
Get the monetosexual mug.A person who shows symptoms of obsessive compulsive disorder and deviant sexual behavior in relation to motorcycling. Symptoms usually persist for up to 6 months at a time (or however long the riding season lasts) but may persist indefinitely. Symptoms may include the following:
-Excessive thoughts about motorcycles, motorcycling and related material
-Disproportionate spending of income on motorcycle related items including but not limited to: new motorcycles, safety gear, performance parts, non-performance parts, race tickets, track days, premium gas, books, videos etc.
-Aimless wandering while on a motorcycle
-Losing track of time while on a motorcycle
-Physical symptoms of withdrawal during long absences of riding
In addition to these motosexuals will also forgo food and/or sex in favor of "quality time' with their motorcycle and often transcend into deviant sexual behavior including but not limited to the following:
-Sexual thoughts and behaviors involving the use of a motorcycle
-Association of motorcycle related items with sex
-Fetishes involving the use of gear such as helmets, gloves, jackets and boots
-Fetishes involving any number of fluids used in motorcycle maintenance especially those in which the fluid is a type of lubricant
Motosexuals are unique in that they are aware of their condition and even pleased by it. Despite the fact that being a motosexual may have an adverse impact on health, family life, work and social life most motosexuals do not seek treatment.
-Excessive thoughts about motorcycles, motorcycling and related material
-Disproportionate spending of income on motorcycle related items including but not limited to: new motorcycles, safety gear, performance parts, non-performance parts, race tickets, track days, premium gas, books, videos etc.
-Aimless wandering while on a motorcycle
-Losing track of time while on a motorcycle
-Physical symptoms of withdrawal during long absences of riding
In addition to these motosexuals will also forgo food and/or sex in favor of "quality time' with their motorcycle and often transcend into deviant sexual behavior including but not limited to the following:
-Sexual thoughts and behaviors involving the use of a motorcycle
-Association of motorcycle related items with sex
-Fetishes involving the use of gear such as helmets, gloves, jackets and boots
-Fetishes involving any number of fluids used in motorcycle maintenance especially those in which the fluid is a type of lubricant
Motosexuals are unique in that they are aware of their condition and even pleased by it. Despite the fact that being a motosexual may have an adverse impact on health, family life, work and social life most motosexuals do not seek treatment.
Last week Joe developed motosexual tendencies and blew off Sunday football to go to the mountains on his motorcycle.
by Mel@NCS December 7, 2007
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Guy 2: Gross, you're a metrosexual!
Guy 1: I can't help it! I was born this way!
Guy 2: Shut up, everyone knows metrosexuality is a choice.
Guy 2: Gross, you're a metrosexual!
Guy 1: I can't help it! I was born this way!
Guy 2: Shut up, everyone knows metrosexuality is a choice.
by Escobar Crews June 2, 2015
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by NationalPokedex December 25, 2012
Get the Metrosexual Hipster mug.A new name for something quite old. Men with taste & style who know about fashion, art, and culture have always existed. In past centuries, these kinds of men were in the uppercrust of society (more leisure time). Technology has enabled men with more leisure time, so less wealthy males can now fuss over their looks and aesthetics almost as much as women. An American Metrosexual is like your average European male. In France or Italy, men can be manly and work on cars and know about art and fashion at the same time. They are cool with that and don't need some special name for the less "masculine" side. In the U.S. we think men all have to be eithrt dumb gorillas or homosexuals. There is some grey area! There is an emphasis on not being pretentious in america that itself becomes a kind of pretentiousness. Men who dabble in vanity or in lofty romantic concerns seem less like men when in fact, they are probably better lovers to women than their traditional counterpart.
by siglosecreto August 27, 2005
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