Mozart boobs

In the Opera World, terminology referring to breasts which neatly fit into a corset, therefore looking good on the Opera Stage i.e. they'd be grand in a Mozart opera, such as The Marriage of Figaro.

Backstage hand 1: Phwoar!
Backstage hand 2: Yeah!
Backstage hand 1: Yeah, I'd do that!
Backstage hand 2: Anytime!
Backstage hand 1: I know we're doing Wagner, but...
Backstage hand 2: BUT...!
Backstage hand 1: That's a right set of Mozart boobs!
Backstage hand 2: What I wouldn't do to get my hands on that pair...
Backstage hand 1 (dreamily): yeah...
Backstage hand 2: yeah...
Backstage hand 1: (hornily): YEAH!

by Sinead April 22, 2005

Mozart

Did you know he had a scat fetish?

I love Mozart's music! So well written, so classic-
You know he had a scat fetish, right?
...

by arandomhumanintheuniverse May 6, 2019

Mozart

The greatest composer of classical music ever. This genius has composed some of the most memorable music ever, such as his Symphony No. 40 and the Requiem. His career was a short one, for he died at the age of 31. Although he was very popular, he did not earn much money for his composition. He died in a pauper's grave, unmarked too.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart is unmatched in his skill of composing music. He changed classical music forever, and set a bar so high that still no one has managed to overcome.

by Joe Millionaire November 13, 2003

Mozart

A genius musician who lived rich, died young, and wrote the best music ever.

Is there really anything left to say?

by D. Campbell September 5, 2005

Mozart

When your banging a person in front of the piano while you bash their head on the piano keys

I pulled a Mozart on this chick so bad Chopin came out her ass!

by Adafoo July 18, 2013

Mozart Syndrome

ACTUALLY it should mean when an artist sticks to the constraints set forth by the listener, while also adding subtle innovations personal touches that only the competent listeners can hear, that is, not being painfully obvious and sloppy like history's later composers who desperately wanted to look creative. This goes back to Mozart who wrote music that both conformed to the rules of the era and bent them at the same time- therefore creating a virtually perfect balance between form and style.

Man, most movies these days are either crappy blockbusters or pretentious indie-flicks... but the good directors always have Mozart syndrome- they make something both critics and audiences appreciate

by daa1234529 July 8, 2011

Mozart

A composer/pianist who arguably wrote some of the greatest music of all time. Mozart was neither popular nor rich during his lifetime. In fact, Mozart was extremely poor and could hardly afford food for himself, his wife, and his two children. Mozart was virtually starved at the time of his death, he may have lived longer had he more money to afford food and good living conditions.
It is not known where Mozart is buried because he did not have enough money left for his family to buy him a proper burial. It is assumed that he was buried in a mass grave for paupers. Sadly, many composers, painters, and playwrights died unpopular and relatively poor and have only received fame and glory far after their deaths.

Johnny: Mozart was a genius musician who lived rich, died young, and wrote the best music ever.

Hans: He most certainly did not live rich, and to say that he wrote the best music ever is completely opinionated and debatable.

Johnny: Oh sorry, I'll go back to kindergarten now.

Hans: Ok good, I'll be over at Julliard if you need anything else.

by Whyarepeoplestupid? March 18, 2009