Mouthually Frustrated

when you are extremely frustrated because your boyfriend is mean and won't let you suck his dick even though the desire to suck his dick is eating you up on the inside

Boyfriend: I'm a big controlling dom and I won't let you suck my dick unless I say you can
Mouthually frustrated person: I dont think I am going to make it if you don't let me suck your cock PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE

by BANANASANDEGGPLANTS May 22, 2022

Mouthguard Angry

An unique state of rage charcterized by the need to insert a mouth guard in order to protect oneself from biting through one's lower jaw.

Vos got mouthguard angry again last night when his room flooded.

by Saucemous Maximus April 29, 2009

mouthguard

Placing your flaccid penis into a woman's mouth and bending it in a 'U' shape like a mouth-guard.

Beth would not shut the hell up last night so I gave her a mouthguard.

by Seekerjk September 27, 2007

Mouthulate

To speak affluently with ones mouth.

Girls like the way I mouthulate.

by ungrew September 27, 2011

mruthula

A temptress who makes me very happy

Mruthula makes me very happy

by Lyon king November 22, 2021

MoGo Mouthguard

The world's first flavored mouthguard. Patented technology enables MoGo to embed the flavor right into the plastic resin – effectively the flavor and plastic polymers become one. As long as the plastic retains its integrity, the flavor lasts after repeated use.

Last night I wore my MoGo Mouthguard for the first time at football practice and the flavor was unbelievable!

by MoGo Sport August 16, 2011

Surprise Mouthguard

When playing the game MOUTHGUARD, wait for the right moment to quickly insert your erect Penis into another player's mouth. Method works best when the player doesn't expect you and while they are laughing.

hey cameron wanna play surprise mouthguard?

by C@mer0n_Br0wn February 12, 2018