Jose Mourninho

1.) Current manger of Chelsea (at least on the date of posting).
2.) The least popular Portuguese person in human history.
3.) A bit of a paradox - he's an arrogant bastard, but he says far more intelligent and insightful comments than Alex Ferguson ever could.

1.) "Who'se that bloke in the dugout with the designer stubble and bad trenchcoat?"
2.) "Who'se that bloke instigating death threats against referee Anders Frisk, just because his team lost to Barcelona?"
3.) "Who'se that bloke who nailed it on the head by saying an interview at Porto from the Portuguese press was verbatim so nothing could be taken out of context, which triggered nervous laughter from the assembled tabloid hacks at the last press conference?"

by OD Smith March 21, 2005

G'mornighternoon

An inclusive term commonly used on online messaging platforms. This term works regardless of what time zone people are messaging from.

I'm heading out to work now, guys, hope you all have a g'mornighternoon!

by Abbomeister October 28, 2022

Monnight

Monday night.

Although gainfully employed people often dread Monday, they are happy when Monnight rolls around which marks the end of Monday.

by willbchou February 27, 2012

Good Mornight

What to say when you've stayed up until morning and finally decide to go to bed.

"It's 4:32 in the morning? I'm gonna head to bed. Good mornight!"

by JustaDork August 21, 2018

mornnight

When its after 12:00pm so its morning but its before you have gone to sleep so its still night too.

Bob- Goodnight
Kelly-Mornnight

by *LKateL* July 25, 2010

Mornight

Morning time when you're sleeping after having a long conversation, session with your intimate partner.

I loved every bit of this night, now let's get some sleep.. Good Mornight hun!

by TheTAMAS August 13, 2015

modnight

Its midnight but much hipper

Dude the party starts at modnight

by Steven Hubert November 8, 2005